S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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