we're blogging at a bar
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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