I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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