Fuck appropriateness.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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