Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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