I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex