She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.