I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We had to coat check the pizza.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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