just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
3 2 1 whiskey
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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