your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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