Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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