Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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