In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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