so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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