Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
her vagine was all disorganized.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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