I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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