you guys were way drunker than both of me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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