I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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