2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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