I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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