Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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