she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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