it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this just has baby written all over it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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