Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
