Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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