I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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