Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We left the knife in your bed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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