I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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