Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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