Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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