so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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