You work out of a Hotel?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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