would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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