I'm really into asian looking animals
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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