It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm like, not good at living.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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