I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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