im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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