Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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