Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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