Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
4 words: hood of his car
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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