4 words: hood of his car
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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