Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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