Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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