Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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