I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.