Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?