dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is