Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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