I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm both gender and math confused
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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