I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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