So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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