i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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