do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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