Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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