We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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