what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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