She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
True college students do jello shots in the library
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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