Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
