Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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