I love black thongs
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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