One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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